Mobsters all over Mafialife City are killing each other. When I heard the footage from my informant I felt like I was watching an old western movie on fast forward. I cannot reveal my resources but all I can say is, you would never ever know who is wearing a wire these days. I will keep doing this underground blog, until I get caught. I enjoy bringing you the exclusive know about the evil that lurks within the Mafialife City. If your on to my informants, then your almost on to me, and thats when I know the end is near. Until then, let me tell you about my findings.

People are fucking angry. VERY angry. The workload is minimal, the backstabbing is at an all time high. They are taking people out left and right, for sometimes no reason. Just to feel better about themselves.

Capo in The Saints Crime Family, Ice “thePunisher” Boudreau has Godfather Santa Clause Rosetti pinned as running scared as he talks a bunch of shit. “He does nothing but sleep, hideout, and shoot at restricted/inactive players. Then waits until the last days of the round to finally lock the war meters” says Boudreau. Word on the streets says he has beef with a lot of families. He definitely has beef with Capeci, and Saints.

Apparently the fact the underworld boss is called Santa is truly getting under the enemy skin. Saints Family continuously blasts him for his nickname. Some even beat the guy up. Santa “Fucking” Claus You got beat by Tony “Enforcer” Abezethibou using a Diamond Pimp Cane. They wanted to say HOHOHO. That is all he wrote.

“You ever see a mafia family ran by Santa Clause?” says a Saints Made man Kato Scarpetti.

Well they asked the wrong guy, because I been around the block in this business and I knew a guy once who they called Santa. He looked just like Chris Cringle and he was a bad mother fucker. So, let’s not judge a book by it’s covers.

Scarpetti Continues “well when Santa Clause has members who talk shit then don’t back it up, its a family that sucks”.

“Rosetti Family are afraid to lock in war. Our side has been red for over a week and they barely move out of green, but there Capo Vito Scaletta continues to run his mouth like they are somebody” He angrily snaps. Apparently, they eventually got Capo Vito Scaletta good, because according to Josephwolf “pappy” sinner’s hired snitches, and it turns out soldier of The Saints Crime Organization, Anton Bogart killed 21 of his bodyguards, in 1 blaze of glory with his M16 Assault Riffle. That was a close call man.

Our sources tell us Santa, also known as Don Rosetti claimed to be a Latin King member in a former life, and ran around the streets drunk one night waving his gun and doing gang signs. I do not know how much we can trust those sources, but that’s one funny fucking visual. All I know is people tried to calm this Scarpetti down during his rant and he almost took a swing at our informant. He was so nuts over this beef.

It was best to leave him alone so we instructed our inside guy to get out of the area. I need all the informants I can get to run my secret underground Mafialife City paper. Once these guys reed this, they will wonder who the fuck got them on tape saying this stuff.

Really I can go on for days listing the shit talking The Saints did about Scaletta, and Santa behind closed doors. The Don Venom, and Consigliere Smokey Bishop even got into the mix. “Vito Scaletta seems to have beef with everyone, he can’t keep his mouth shut long enough to stay in a family without either getting them killed or them killing him. The little punk needs to learns sum respect round these parts.. And the prick is trying for the 4th time to get his own family started next round”. Smokey was heard saying to someone at the local Chups pub. “he started in Capeci, then Demonio, now he’s in Rosetti and his Don is ready to kill him.. Every round he starts off doing well as a worker, then winds up being kill for disrespecting his uppers, not taking orders, talking shit to other people in stronger families, recruiting people within his family to leave and  join him to start a family. he begs people to help him then when people let him in he becomes a total prick.. Its fun to see him  get killed” He continued. Don Venom of The Saints also fired “Vitos mom should have swallowed”.

Now you see what I mean. Pure shit talking. Almost like The Saints should re-name themselves The Shittalking Family.

And it’s not a suprise to me that the entire city is bragging about the crimes they commit. It’s a nice form of ‘flexing’. But who is the alpha male? Someone has to dominate, no?
Chester “BadAss” Hawkins, a soldier of the Sinners family was doing nothing but flex to his buddies when he was caught saying “no one wants to play with the sinners, even the largest family we arent allies with has said they wont war us because we are so tight”. Pacing back and forth he continued “we all know eachother, its the same core of people that has been with eachother for a long time, we know how eachother work and the fact that we always back each other up, if one is missing (cant be on and is offline awake) the rest of us are there to make sure nothing happens”.

We will truly never know if he meant the Saints family as well. Are The Saints Family scared to war The Sinner Family too? Are The Sinners the alpha male? According to FBI records, The Sinners are certainly the most active family around the city. But that’s about it right now. The real family on top seems to be Kyle “SmartAss” Machiavelli’s syndicate.

A recent note to Kyle “SmartAss” Machiavelli made it’s way through the entire city streets. They have serious ways of just getting the message accross to whomever they need to send it to. Not too sure if The Rigatoni Family is trying to take out the Mach Family, but the Captain who calls himself Back Door went directly at then calling out the Don, and declaring them none other then chickens. “As much as I would’ve liked to keep to keep this a respectful war as was agreed to by both families. Certain comments by yourself to my Don have really impelled me to discuss this out on my corner. Recent statements by yourself implying we’re scared “of all 8 of you” when we go into hideout or sleep when you all jump into action is what it is..a war action…but the fact of the matter is we have anywhere from 8 -12 people online just about all day long. Whereas your family is in hideout/sleeping 23 hours out of the day….your choice…I have no problem with that…you do what you gotta do…But to infer we’re afraid of you?…laughable…Bring it on Kyle…We’re here…you know it…we know it….Step up or Shut up”, he boasted.

But when our people checked, his family was doing the same exact shit. Hiding out, sleeping, and vacations seem to be a way to strategize around the Mafialife city to ensure you stay alive. You know what I say. Any mobster who lives to work for his boss and family another day, is a winner! There are no chickens in war. You do what you have to do to stay alive and protect yourself to fight another day, when you have the upper hand. All of that calling people out for being chickens, is just another “come out, come out, whereever you are” psychological warfare tactic. Don Shamma is doing it well. Kyle is doing it well. So is Rigatoni. Some should take a page from there hideout book. It’s better then surrendering to a family less then half your size, like my informant says Capeci did. That info was not confirmed 100%, but I got to trust my word on the street. Who the fuck knows whats real these days.

FBI and Cops know what’s real, but they got nothing better to do then bust Jon Swift for stalking women. It turns out a snitch we paid said a few of the chicks came forward with allegations of him cybersexing them, when he should be working for his family. Then it was told to us that after 4 years of being in the state pen, he was let out and cleared of all charges. Cops admitted the charges were never proven 100%, and the judge happened to be paid off. Don’t you dare quote us on that stuff, because our snitches don’t get paid very much, and they love the fucking drama.

When it all comes down to the crime and passion of things, the city is usually split. Because families ally up, and help one another, and everyone backs up the allies. This round we noticed Sinners, Saints, and Rigatoni’s are 1 alliance. Hollywood, Demonio, and Machiavelli on the other side. I havent figure out where Capeci or Rosetti are at yet. Families such as The Luciano Family, The Peru Family, The Carter Family, The Serpentes Family, The Murphy Family, and The Revengers Family seem to be staying back and building themselves up. The Capeci and Demonio dons hate each other and want each other dead it seems. A history of dislike and distrust is coming to a head. War could come at anying time with both dons vowing to kill each other. There were even rumurs that the Demonio family started shooting at Capeci family members while Capeci was at war with the Rosetti family. This only added fuel to the fire. Rosetti said to possibly be Demonio allies as well. This is going to be bad….. very very bad.

Sinners and Hollywood families are battling out too says MrsAri “HollyWood” Gold. They seem to have a hard time fighting a 1 on 1 battle though. “The Sinners are proving once again that they can’t do shit without their big brother “The Saints” stepping into the action. After a recent disagreement with Hollywood actions have gotten more intense between Hollywood and The Sinners and by the look of things Saint William has called in The Saints to help dump actions in to Hollywood”.

Lots of gunfire from Sinners into Hollywood we learned from the police blotter, and Mrs Hollywood confirmed for us when we overheard her chatting with her soldiers when they asked why the families are on the outs. “Well they’ve just been dumping actions on us the whole round, and it’s mainly his consigliere, He is a dickhead”. She said. “I got tired of the actions, I sent their don a mail saying we either no touch for 24 hours to let the moods drop or I was going to even the meters. And then directly after it was lifted, His consig ran all his actions on me”. She added. “I even told him this I don’t really wish to war his family.. We’ve warred 3 rounds or more straight I think. We both have really tight families and with sleep and hideouts available our war becomes a stale mate. Just this round.. I’d say the actions started coming in as soon as pro went away.. they have gotten progressively worse. Like i said before I really do not want to war them, they bore me to be honest, but I wont let my family be pushed. Maybe it might be time to test out the new guns.

Now tell me thats not a town of hate?

Maybe that’s what The Mafialife is really all about. A way to vent out about your hatred. A way to express your inner anger.

Me personally, I can handle all the hate. I can handle all the anger, and pain, and suffering. What I can’t handle is probably one of the things the entire Mafialife City have in common. And, that happens to be budsy’s mouth.

For the LOVE of Jesus Christ himself, will somebody shut budsy up?

Listen to me. You cannot have Jesus, and the mob lifestyle at the same time. Pick one or the other pal. I’ll give you one big reason why in one word, Forgiveness. One of the biggest things Mr. Christ preaches is forgiveness. Try stepping on a mobster’s turf to sell some of your goods to his customers without talking to him first and working out some deal where he is making a cut. Then try to apologize and ask for forgiveness. A true mobster will pop you, or have someone else do it. Revenge is a dish best served cold, right?

If your not dead and manage to make up for your fuckup, paying tribute, he may consider forgiving you then. But only to your face. Someone else he tells that learned of your dissrespect may decide he feels angry enough to teach you another lesson. That’s not very Christ-like behavior is it eh?

Peace and love?  Give me a fucking break. More like, give me a peice of your cut and I’ll love you for a certain amount of time. But only my intepretation of love, not the unconditional one that comes from Jesus. The one that expires and soon as you fucking piss me off again, or forget to pay dues on time.

I read plenty of articles about mobsters doing good for their neighborhood, and the communities loving him for handing out watermelons on hot days and gifts to the needy on Christmas. I can respect a person for reaching out to help others. Can he claim he is a man of Love for Christ though? Let’s be real, he is giving at that point for his own good. Because he wants to feel better about himself, and wants to look good to others, while he goes out and rackets millions of dollars to support his organization, and hurts the people who get in his way.

I don’t give a fuck how good a man is. To the question at hand, can a real mobster be a Christian? The answer is no! A mobster code is in direct conflict of Christianity. A mobster’s code is all about revenge. There is no room for forgiveness in that world.

I’ll stick to enjoying the entertainment value that dramatic lifestyle brings. Writing about it, making games about it, talking about it. You can still be a Christian doing that.

Peace and Love,

Mafialife Chris

I read all of these blogs about respect. We hear everyone talking about respect. But, what is respect?

For everybody it is different.

Respecting someone is to be concerned with their ‘line’.  What you may find dissrespectfull, someone else may not. I know many of my friends are ok with telling them their wife has a nice ass, but try that shit with someone else, and you may find yourself with a very angry dissrespected person. And many times, a bloody lip.

The important thing to remember about strangers is that you do not know their line, because you do not know them. In fact, in my personal opinion it is respectfull to err on the side of caution at anytime you are faced with an unknown. Do NOT assume at any point. If your looking to show some respect, just bite your lip before you cross that unknown line. If your not looking to even show respect, then thats fine too. Just don’t be suprised when you get popped in your mouth. Every dog has his day. Even the toughest mother fuckers.

Here is the thing. Don’t tell me you have respect for me, ever! Just show it. Because I will be the one to tell you if you do or do not have respect for me, after the fact. You do not need to say it to me. Many times people tell me they have respect for me, yet in the same breathe they think it is ok to grab my fucking food from my plate, or drink from my glass. DO NOT TOUCH MY FOOD! If you ever want to be able eat your own food again without using a straw, do NOT touch my fucking food!

Nobody is asking you to walk on eggshells, but this is my take on respect, not yours. To me it is simple logic, and it begins with a few simple questions. Are you trying to even be the type of person who has respect for others? Are you being selective about who you show respect to? Does it even matter? Well if so, then my logic is as follows. ‘If’ you are trying to show respect, ‘and’ you do not know if one of your actions will offend someone, do NOT initiate that action. Whether it’s open your mouth and say something, or make a hand gesture. Until you learn someone’s line, it is best you just play it safe. In the end, you end up showing that someone a great respect by playing it safe until you learn their line.

That’s respect!

This blog is my therapy. If  Tony Soprano had a shrink to talk to, then I need one too. You all are my shrink. I cannot promise you interesting. I cannot promise you enjoyment. If anything at all, at least it’s true to heart shit that I honestly feel!

Fucking bullshit that goes on in the world!! Venting about what pisses me the fuck off, and verbally spitting in the face of the douchebags who deserve it.

I don’t spell good, I do not punctuate good, so the spelling police can have a field day on me, but I don’t give a fuck. This is about how I feel!

If you dissagree, then make a frikkin comment. If you agree, let me know how you feel. If you need to chat about anything I write about, for any reason you can contact me at chris@yomafia.com.

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Talk soon!